IAS QUESTIONS

                      
                             Tricky Questions and equally witty Answers given by Candidates.

                                        ( Many of them are IAS Officers now)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q.How many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A.. Because he is dead.
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Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ?
A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A. TOMORROW
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Q.What looks like half apple?
A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)
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Q. What can you never eat at breakfast?
A. Dinner.
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Q. What gets wet while drying?
A. A towel.
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A. AGE.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.
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Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish?
A. Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?         
A. Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank)

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                         -----------------------Real brain blasters---------------------------------

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